“zesty rod” by Alexandra Weiss

this is a poem for you
giant silicone dick that
i didn’t realize would look so
ridiculously large compared to
my short frame
i swear i only picked you
cause you got the highest reviews online
not cause i needed a disproportionately huge packer
but you feel right, if a little silly
that’s why i stayed up all night giving you
stick n pokes with my sketching ink


Alexandra Weiss (He/they)
Alexandra Weiss is a grad student and wannabe gardener. His chapbook, autumn is when the ghosts come out, was published in October, 2022 by Blanket Sea Press. Talk to him about worms @cactus_ghoul!